Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Super Bowl Snack - (Large Crowd Sized)

This recipe is an old, old recipe.
Ingredients:
  • 1 Dinosaur (6-7 tons), cut into bite-size pieces
* Note: T-Rex must be marinated 48 hrs. with 1,000 lbs. citrus fruit & herbs in about 700 gallons of ocean water - (cover the pot and refrigerate)
  • Potatoes, cubed (500 lbs.)
  • Carrots, sliced (500 lbs.)
  • All-purpose Flour (200 lbs.)
  • Water (808 gallons)
  • 2 rabbits, skinned and deboned (optional)
  • Salt & Pepper to taste
Directions: In a very large pot, bring water to boil.  Add the marinated dinosaur, simmer for 7 days, (covered). On the 7th day - add potatoes, carrots, salt and pepper.  Simmer till vegetables are tender.  Slowly add the flour to thicken.  Cook additional day and a half, stirring occasionally.

This recipe feeds approximately 5,240 people.  If more are expected, add the 2 rabbits.  But check first, some won't eat it if they find a hare in their stew. :)

The Old Man in the Bib Overalls

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