Super Bowl Snack - (Large Crowd Sized)

This recipe is an old, old recipe.
Ingredients:

• 1 Dinosaur (6-7 tons), cut into bite-size pieces

* Note: T-Rex must be marinated 48 hrs. with 1,000 lbs. citrus fruit & herbs in about 700 gallons of ocean water - (cover the pot and refrigerate)

• Potatoes, cubed (500 lbs.)
• Carrots, sliced (500 lbs.)
• All-purpose Flour (200 lbs.)
• Water (808 gallons)
• 2 rabbits, skinned and deboned (optional)
• Salt & Pepper to taste

Directions: In a very large pot, bring water to boil.  Add the marinated dinosaur, simmer for 7 days, (covered). On the 7th day - add potatoes, carrots, salt and pepper.  Simmer till vegetables are tender.  Slowly add the flour to thicken.  Cook additional day and a half, stirring occasionally.

This recipe feeds approximately 5,240 people.  If more are expected, add the 2 rabbits.  But check first, some won't eat it if they find a hare in their stew. :)

The Old Man in the Bib Overalls