Farmer Boy Kitchen Tips: How to boil water

Things you'll need to work with:

1. Water (preferably clean)
2. A Container (pot, kettle, pan, bucket, or something of adequate size to hold the amount of water you wish to boil - it should also preferably be clean.)  * Note: it must be fireproof.
3. A source of heat (stove top, microwave, open fire, the sun, or in a pinch - the hot air coming from a politician will do.)

Directions: 

1. Pour the water into the container.
2. Place the container over the heat. *Note: Be careful not to spill it on an open flame, as it will extinguish the flame.
3. Wait till it boils - but don't watch it; or it will never boil! * Note: After it boils, use it as you see fit. But be careful, it's hot!

If this doesn't work out for you, please don't blame me!
* Note: An alternative to waiting for it to boil would be, to add salt to the water; which speeds up the process. *Note adding salt to the water will make it taste saltly.  * Note: If you add salt to the water, be careful not to spill it onto an open wound, as it would be like adding salt to an open wound!  * Note: That would hurt!

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